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POLITICIANS

The Game That Flings Back!

Launch politicians into their own red tape. A physics-based political satire game where you fight bureaucracy one fling at a time.

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FLING!
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Topple the towers of bureaucracy!

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Why You'll Love It

More than just flinging — it's political satire meets physics-based chaos.

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Real Political Satire

Levels inspired by real government absurdity. Filibuster fortresses, pork barrel pyramids, and gerrymander mazes that would make Escher jealous.

Physics-Based Chaos

Every structure crumbles differently. Master the physics to topple towers of red tape with the fewest flings possible. Satisfying destruction guaranteed.

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100+ Levels at Launch

Five chapters of escalating political madness — from Local Lunacy to The Swamp itself. Each with unique mechanics, obstacles, and boss battles.

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Daily Challenges

New levels drop every day based on real political events. Compete on the global leaderboard and prove you're the ultimate bureaucracy buster.

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Bipartisan Targets

Equal opportunity satire — no party is safe. Red, blue, and everything in between gets the fling treatment. Politics should be fun again.

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Learn While You Fling

Every level links to real civics facts via GlassPalace Civic. Satire with substance — because knowing the system is the first step to fixing it.

Game Chapters

Five chapters of escalating political chaos

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Local Lunacy

City councils, zoning boards, and parking ticket pyramids

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2

State Shenanigans

Governor's mansions, gerrymander mazes, and budget black holes

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3

Capitol Chaos

Filibuster fortresses, committee labyrinths, and pork barrel towers

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4

The Lobbyist Lair

K Street, revolving doors, and campaign contribution castles

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5

The Swamp

The final boss. Everything you've learned. One epic showdown.

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Ready to Fling?

Be the first to play when we launch. Early access members get exclusive characters and bonus levels.

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